curious moose

superrobel:

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

- Josh Billings 

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

(Source: scarpucci)

(Source: kanyewhisperer)

tastefullyoffensive:

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allaboutboys1996:

All About Boys

versacepromises:

harrystylesdildo:

it really doesnt bother me when artists lipsync. some artists are singers and some artists are performers. 

and some are neither

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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